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Internet Jokes /sleazy
by
CocoaButter »
Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:33 am
Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?
My right hand.
Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch.
Computer helpline?
Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs...
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Last post by CocoaButter
Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:33 am
Parking???????
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by
Karenh »
Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:43 am
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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Banff were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must...
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8) :lol:
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Last post by CocoaButter
Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:26 am
A Mans funeral!
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Karenh »
Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:35 am
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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a localstrip...
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:mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: good one
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Last post by CocoaButter
Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:24 am
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN - and a man
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by
Undutchable »
Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:14 pm
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ... Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open...
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:clap:
Love that UD!!!!!
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Last post by New Gal
Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:26 am
GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
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by
Karenh »
Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:31 am
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To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own, grandchildren,
nieces,nephews,or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of...
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I would not eat mine the thought of it :mrgreen: :mrgreen: but then again :)
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Last post by CocoaButter
Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:43 pm
Chinese Sex
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Karenh »
Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:06 am
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While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
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:))) :))) :))) :)))
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Last post by Undutchable
Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:10 pm
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Last post by CocoaButter
Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:16 am
Hide the Fart
by
CocoaButter »
Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:36 pm
Hide The Fart
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: i only got 400 then he went BANG!!! :mrgreen:
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Last post by CocoaButter
Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:36 pm
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:35 pm
Teachers and Children!
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by
Karenh »
Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:46 am
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Thea teacher took a pack of fruit falvoured polos into class to help the children learn about colours and flavours
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:...
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:))) :))) :)))
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Last post by Undutchable
Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:24 am
Reincarted as a Hen
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CocoaButter »
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:47 am
Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell...
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Last post by CocoaButter
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:47 am
Wacky pics and signs
by
CocoaButter »
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:27 am
i wonder if they still in buisness :D
Well see this male brain.. well thats what is filled in all our heads i suppose! LOL :mrgreen:
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Last post by CocoaButter
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:27 am
100 Camels
by
CocoaButter »
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:21 am
As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.
An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned...
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Last post by CocoaButter
Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:21 am
For the women ~40 years of marraige
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by
Karenh »
Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:53 am
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, For...
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: nice one shame i got no magic wand me self :mrgreen:
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Last post by CocoaButter
Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:04 am
All sorts
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by
CocoaButter »
Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:32 pm
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do some more later ..
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Cocoabutter, i think Pat was trying to joke with you!!
oh ok my apologies ..I dont sleep much got a problem scared to sleep actually having therapy .
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Last post by CocoaButter
Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:25 am
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Last post by CocoaButter
Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:45 pm
Funny Quotes
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by
New Gal »
Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:06 am
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Oh i saw that one it made me laugh i nearly posted that Looool :mrgreen:
ok here goes like this one as well ;
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said:...
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Last post by CocoaButter
Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:23 pm
Riddles
by
CocoaButter »
Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:18 pm
The Riddle: What falls but doesn’t break, and what breaks but doesn’t fall?
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Farmer And A Fox
The Riddle:
A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat...
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Last post by CocoaButter
Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:18 pm
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Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:25 am
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Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:59 am
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