Old Guy " my wife asked me what i was doing today, i told her nothing, she said but you did that yesterday, i siad yeah i know but i wasnt finished"
Autumn years dating agency.
Admin to client " It says here that you would prefer someone with regular bowel movements, does it matter if they're involuntary?"
Doctors
Elderly husband and wife visit GP
Doctor says to wife after examination.
" What he needs is rest no nagging no stress, a cooked breakfast every morning a healthy lunch every day, and a hearty meal every evening, sex at least twice a week, and he should be fine, with out these things he could die.
Once outside the man asks his wife" what did the doctor say"
Wife to husband " Your going to die!"
Marriage can be fun some of the time, trouble with that is your married all of the time!!!
Senior years
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