LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[Wizard]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like
to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

With that the little girl reopens her book and replies, 'Do you really
feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

[CocoaButter]

:yy :tu:
dont know why me pick these smilies i could not do the other one lol
but thumbs up on the post loved it

[Netyoda]

Oh I love that one!

[Christine]

Cheers Wiz bring em on

[Karenh]

That was really good Wizard