Jokes?

[Karenh]

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . "HEBREWS"

[FABlux]

I like that, HEBREWS

[Nilegoddess]

Tampax are changing their design they are replacing the string with a piece of tinsel ....

This is for the Christmas period only!



Q: What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
A: Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.



Gosh I was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans, I got through to a call centre in Pakistan .

Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......

[Nilegoddess]

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn


Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.

[Karenh]

Thanks Godess just what I needed this morning to brighten the start opf another day at work!

[Phantom]

:lol::lol:

loved the tampon one