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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN - and a man

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ... Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.


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:lol::lol::lol:
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cant wait for 70 :mrgreen :mrgreen: good one lol
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showed the hubby this ,not sure if he was laughing or moaning :mrgreen: :mrgreen: all he asks what is NUTS :?: :?
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Love that UD!!!!!
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