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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world.
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Oh i saw that one it made me laugh i nearly posted that Looool :mrgreen:

ok here goes like this one as well ;
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot." :mrgreen:
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