Never Cheat on a Country Woman!

[Karenh]

A  Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another  woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and  cutting firewood,  lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged  him down the stairs, out  the back door, and into the barn..

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.  Next she  picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop!  Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are  you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the  saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope... You  are!  I'm gonna burn down the Barn!!!"