Andy's joke of the day.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:12 pm
What's brown and makes a mess of everything ?
Spoiler
The Prime Minister
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
Spoiler
he bought a warehouse
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:14 pm
Another?
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:20 pm
Ok one more.
My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jeruselem.
He's called it.......
My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jeruselem.
He's called it.......
Spoiler
Cheeses of Nazareth
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:28 pm
:lol:That's one way to bump your post totals up a bit Andy! But couldn't you have thought of something a little less painful for those of us that are forced to read them and groan!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:32 pm
Hey, I didn't think of that.
I'm off to find some more
I'm off to find some more
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:38 pm
the last one brilliant. Read it to Annadongela over the phone, she was killing herself laughing 
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:43 pm
Don't encourage him CC - we'll be in for a barrel load of them now! 
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:53 pm
OK You've asked for it..
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:59 pm
: liked the last one, made me chuckle Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:40 pm
Hey thanks for putting them under a spoiler Andy - I missed changing the Blue spoiler box to a reddish colour, now ive fixed it
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:41 pm
Nooooooooooo
The only bit of blue is no more
Oh well, back to the Marroon.
The only bit of blue is no more
Oh well, back to the Marroon.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:19 pm
Andy wrote:Nooooooooooo
The only bit of blue is no more
Oh well, back to the Marroon.
Well done Andy,good work in helping to get rid of the last of that blue, so that means we are RED all over
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:31 pm
Looks like Andy's lost his sense of humour all of a sudden!
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:51 am
Is it me or is the bird flashing quicker over here on the red side?
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:06 pm
hehehehe, liked the cheese one Andy
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:02 pm
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:08 pm
What do ya get when ya line up 100 blondes ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
A wind tunnel
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:45 pm
Andy, your mate who wants to open a delicatessen in Israel should open an ice cream parlor instead, he could call it:
Walls of Jericho
Walls of Jericho
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:21 am
good one H
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:35 am
Oh dear, they're getting worse :lol::lol:
:lol::lol: