Mixed emotions
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:26 pm
A couple were watching Tv one night a programme about mixed emotions, on its conclusion the husband looks at his wife and says "Its all crap and garbage, i bet there is not one thing you can say to me to make me feel happy and sad all at once"
His wife thought for a moment and said" Out of all of your friends you have the biggest penis"
His wife thought for a moment and said" Out of all of your friends you have the biggest penis"
i bet he wished he never opened his gobb ..