The Thingy
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:32 pm
God was just about finished creating humans when he realised he had two parts left over!
He could not decide how to split them between Adam and Eve and thought he might as well ask them.
He told them that one of the parts left was a thing that would let the owner pee standing up. God siad it was a very useful thing and asked who would like it.
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged 'Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please Pleeease! Give it to me!' On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place ~ first on the side of the rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit the stump ten feet away ~ laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, 'Well I guess youre kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.'
What is it called askd Eve, 'Brains' said God !
He could not decide how to split them between Adam and Eve and thought he might as well ask them.
He told them that one of the parts left was a thing that would let the owner pee standing up. God siad it was a very useful thing and asked who would like it.
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged 'Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please Pleeease! Give it to me!' On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place ~ first on the side of the rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit the stump ten feet away ~ laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, 'Well I guess youre kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.'
What is it called askd Eve, 'Brains' said God !
