2= You can get the Beer size you want,even a long neck...
3= A Beer wont give you whisker burns...
4= You can suck on one Beer all night long if you want...
5= A Beer doesn't have to be hard to be good...
6= You dont have to finish a Beer in 2 minutes, you can take as long as you like...
7= A Beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around...
8= A Beer satisfies you everytime!
9= A Beer is always there when you want it...
10= If you pour a Beer correctly, you can have as big head as you want..
11= It takes along time for a Beer to go flat...
12= Even when you pop your Beer's top, you can still have a long stiff one!
13= Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask, "is there another Beer?"
14= You can have a Beer on your lunch hour...
15= If you want to change Beers, you don't have to get a lawyer...
(mp @ 1996)
