JUST FOR FUN....Not wanting to be 'out done' by the meeting in Luxor (which I will unfortunately miss) I thought I would extend an open invitation to come along to one of my spirtual days.Nilegoddess Dance Productions Presents
An Exotic Adventure to discover the Budhha within us - Experience the graceful flowing movements of bladder movements, ancient scared stool shapes and dynamic earthly sexual rhythms of ear shattering groans
Spiritual Enlightenment
Not to be missed Nilegoddess will reveal the unique operation of her stairlift plus how to display your commode to its finest
Nutrition of Earthy Delights
Sample her awarded winning dumblings, calorie free fish chips and mushy peas, plus feast your eyes on her spotted ****
Activities for the Non-So Active
Wheelchair curb crawling 3 metre dash, the incontinence pad throwing contest, how to drool in 5 seconds, the zimmer frame throwing championship, hide and pee, the 10ft commode jump, plus the raised lavatory seat 4 person bobsleigh
An exciting day for all so bring your straightjacket and join us at
The S.Wales Aslyum between midnight and 4am on Wetnesdays
Ticket for the full day will cost £50,001 which will include workshop, feeding the fish at 4pm, a walk up & down the decking plus a 5hr talk on worthless medications
