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Why....Why....Why....

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Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
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A day without laughter is a day wasted! :lol: ;)
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Post by New Gal »

:lol:

I love the lisp one and as for trolleys getting rammed in my ankles, I turn around and say "watch where you are going" and then some...us Leos and our tempers :oops: ;)
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Post by Christine »

This is funny k, but so true, and i have one more why for you, how do ball point pens, and something that usually resembles jam, turn up under the microwave along side the crumbs?? its true !! they do !! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Hurghada Lady »

They are so true Christine, brilliant :lol:
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Post by Wendwoo »

an why is it that the computer will let you sit there an write a long email an when you press that SEND button it wants to have a PROBLEM :x
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Post by Karenh »

Christine and wendwoo there both so true
The computer doesnt just not send my it delates it also! :)
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