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Meeting 30 Feb in Wales to sample Nilegoddess hospitality
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:38 pm
by Nilegoddess
JUST FOR FUN....Not wanting to be 'out done' by the meeting in Luxor (which I will unfortunately miss) I thought I would extend an open invitation to come along to one of my spirtual days.
Nilegoddess Dance Productions Presents
An Exotic Adventure to discover the Budhha within us - Experience the graceful flowing movements of bladder movements, ancient scared stool shapes and dynamic earthly sexual rhythms of ear shattering groans
Spiritual Enlightenment
Not to be missed Nilegoddess will reveal the unique operation of her stairlift plus how to display your commode to its finest
Nutrition of Earthy Delights
Sample her awarded winning dumblings, calorie free fish chips and mushy peas, plus feast your eyes on her spotted ****
Activities for the Non-So Active
Wheelchair curb crawling 3 metre dash, the incontinence pad throwing contest, how to drool in 5 seconds, the zimmer frame throwing championship, hide and pee, the 10ft commode jump, plus the raised lavatory seat 4 person bobsleigh
An exciting day for all so bring your straightjacket and join us at
The S.Wales Aslyum between midnight and 4am on Wetnesdays
Ticket for the full day will cost £50,001 which will include workshop, feeding the fish at 4pm, a walk up & down the decking plus a 5hr talk on worthless medications
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:10 am
by Karenh
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:44 pm
by FABlux
That is brilliant Nile Goddess, so sorry I can't be there to join you.
I would really have enjoyed the Activities for the Non-So Active & may well practice them here in Luxor
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:36 pm
by Goddess
Sacred stool shapes, eh??
Got a funny story about that ......
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:05 pm
by FABlux
Goddess wrote:Sacred stool shapes, eh??
Got a funny story about that ......
Well we are waiting for your story Goddess
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:16 pm
by Goddess
Like I'm going to tell you lot after you just poked fun at me in front of Mr Dave and his family!
Mr G breaks out into a sweat though when he sees me gearing up for this certain tale though!
Maybe one day when we're all really devoid of gossip, I'll regale you all with tales of Goddess and the journey to Mersa Matrouh.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:13 am
by Horus
We need to hear the story now Goddess! My dad was there in the war so I need to know these things immediately
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:00 am
by Karenh
Come on Godess Pretty please!.......
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:26 pm
by FABlux
PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE GODDESS
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:12 pm
by Goddess
I would, but a bit peed off at the mo, so would do the story more justice another day! Now I'm just off to hunt down Mr Dave, thanks to you lot mentioning my rat last night, guess what was sitting on top of the bird cage at 2 am yesterday!?!?!?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:04 pm
by FABlux
I'm guessing it wasn't a visiting bird?
Say hello to Roland for me
